You're completely useless in the revolution.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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