Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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