Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
