My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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