I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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