Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
nut hugger
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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