upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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