Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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