so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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