i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize
