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(323): View more from California

literally had 100 drinks last night.

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(740): View more from Ohio

We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.

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(660): View more from Missouri

I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point

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(562): View more from California

In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.

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(207): View more from Maine

Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.

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(360): View more from Washington

His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.

(206): View more from Washington

Does he smell like BBQ?

(360): View more from Washington

Inside and out.

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