i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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