I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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