Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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