I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
