I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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