The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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