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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?

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  followup question: what if both somones were me?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The pine trees are waving at me.

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  Put the pipe down honey.

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  Hi trees.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.

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• (347): View more from New York

  THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.

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