so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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