Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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