How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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