i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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