I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
