U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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