ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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