I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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