The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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