Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
ok first of all what the fuck
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