yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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