Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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