the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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