The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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