so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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