Ambien. No doubt about it.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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