But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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