I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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