Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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