Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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