He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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