White coat. Heels.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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