we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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