I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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