Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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