I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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