Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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