I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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