Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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