i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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