she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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