flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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