And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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