No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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