Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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