Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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