i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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